What kind of ride does a chicken own?
A coop cruiser.
What do you get when Bambi meets a ghost?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?