Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone.
What do you call a porcupine who wins every argument?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do math teachers eat?
Why are fish great at building things?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?