Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
They only have one tail!
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What is the most adorable season?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?