What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Kobe beef.
Do dads always snore?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?