What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, dad, look what marma-laid!
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why was the bee sad?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?