Why did the tree visit the dentist?
It needed a root canal.
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What day do hands always go to church?
Which farm animal is a black belt?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?