What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
I need to go pie down.
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do fairies always drink?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?