How do chickens leave the highway?
They take the first eggs-it.
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?