Why was grandma great at writing?
She had perfect gram-mar.
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?