Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
It didn't habanero.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
How does the sun listen to music?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?