What part of a fish is the most musical?
The scales.
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What fish only swims at night?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?