What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Animal crackers.
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do little fish love to play with?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What did one pencil say to the other at school?