What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
The thesaurus.
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?