What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A moo-sician.
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What was the elves' catchy business slogan?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do bakers and teams share?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why was the math book sad in winter?