How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
An arm and a leg.
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What do you call a cow that plays guitar?
What rises when spring rain falls?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why did Santa get a ticket on Christmas night?