Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
He wanted to pick his brain.
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?