Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
It was a lepre-con.
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What are baby potatoes called?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What superpower do all middle children have?
How did the saxophone escape the awkward party?