What's black, white, and sunburned?
A stripe with a tan.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why didn't the patient trust the diagnosis?
Why did the frog starve?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why does grandma skip the hearing aid?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?