Why is spring such a quirky season?
It marches to its own beat.
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Where do ghosts go for sunny holidays?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why do some folks enjoy snails?
Which grandma always brings apples?