Why did the calf hate his school picture?
His cow-lick was sticking up!
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
How long will dinner be?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What did the farmer yell when the cows got out?
What did March say to the madness?