What's a pirate's favorite color?
Scaaarrrr-let.
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why did electricity win the race?