Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Because he was a big believer of lawn and order.
What do you do when two snails fight?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?