What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
I pine for you.
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What vegetables make the best music?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?