What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
An ice-cold croak-a-cola.
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Which state is the cleanest?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?