What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
He'd have a license to dill.
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?