What do athletes and attorneys both love?
A full court press.
What does an escalator say when it breaks?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What did the farmer shout when the cows got loose?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why was grandma great at writing?
Why didn't the dog join the football team?
When is a baseball player like a thief?