What sports are both plant-based?
Squash and pickleball.
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What's the holiest insect?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why are computers so good at golf?