Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Because she's always running away from the ball!
What does Santa order at the bar?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
How do amoebas make calls?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?