What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
The champire.
Why is a bee's hair always neat?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why did the teacher dive into the sea?