What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
One steals watches and one watches steals.
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why was Dad hugging the grill so tightly?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
My spouse told me to exercise more-what did I say?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What should you never try to fix in court?