What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Fiddler on the Hoof!
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Which farm animals are famous painters?