Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Because her students were so bright.
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What animal has the most fun?