Why do cows like being told jokes?
Because they like being amoosed.
Why was the bud so shy?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?