Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Because they are always dotting the eyes.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What table can you never sit at?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What do you say to a great barista?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What part of the body is always the last to quit?