What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
I won the lottery when I met you!
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do Scottish toads play?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why do rhinos charge?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why was the broom late for school?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?