What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Buzzzzz-cuts.
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why don't ants get sick often?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why do trees hate going to school?