Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Because he carries a house on his back.
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What tea do footballers drink?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why is tennis a rough dating sport?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What kind of computers do horses use?