What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
A smarty pants.
Why are ghosts always single?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?