What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
The colon.
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Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What game do cows play at parties?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
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Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?