What did the biologist wear on his big date?
Designer genes.
What do trees wear to the lake?
Which state has the best streets?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?