What is the biggest ant in the world?
An elephant.
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What do you call a pig that swims all day?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What do you call a tech-savvy monkey?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What happens if you eat too much pumpkin pie?
Why do crabs never give to charity?