Which animals always ace their exams?
The wise owls.
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What did Dad say when asked to say grace?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
How does a squid go into battle?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
People are so hard on car mechanics.