What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
I promise not to make any bad jokes for the rest of the year.
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Why was the horse so happy?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?