How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Dead-lifting.
What does a mischievous hen lay for breakfast?
What project did the plant bring for heritage day?
What do you call a vacation without leaving your house?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What holiday is worst for watching old westerns?
What day is your mom always right?
How much did the pirate pay for corn?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a cow with great court skills?