What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Sham-rock.
Why did the echo get detention?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why is summer always sad?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why did the golfer wear extra pants?