Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Because they love a good scratcher!
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What did March say to the madness?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What dogs are always lying to you?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?