Why are fish such good architects?
Their models are always to scale.
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What did the mama flower say?
How do you compliment a cat?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?