What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
I'll take the check mate.
What animals make the best students?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Which farm animals are famous painters?