What are the smartest highways in the world?
Roads scholars.
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What bird do golfers like best?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
How long do chickens work?
Where do pirates swim in summer?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What does a panda ghost say?