Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
They were playing for the cup.
Why is money so hard to argue with?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why did Santa get fined on Christmas Eve?
How do you keep your spouse out of your inbox?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?